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Old 04-07-2014, 09:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I whack off a lot. A lot. A. Lot. And after you do this regularly enough the pleasurable feeling kind of lessens. But chicks are supposed to have twice the nerve endings in their twats, and their orgasms are full body or something like that. I feel liking I'm missing out. I don't want to be a woman full time, just thirty minutes a day.

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I also heard a story about a dude who had his leg dislocated from the hip, but when they popped it back in they hadn't realised that one of his nards had slipped into the socket and they crushed it.
I actually flinched when I read this. Oh. My. God. New thing to be terrified of.
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