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Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus
There is no earthly use whatsoever for this thing you identify as "shampoo"
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Being attractive is the most important thing there is If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Johnny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper!!