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Old 04-16-2014, 11:20 AM   #47 (permalink)
RoxyRollah
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Do they make electronic girlfriends? i know they make rubber ones but i haven't heard of electronic ones.
When was the last time you went to the porn store?



Start there. Seriously, there are more floors in there then you know what to do with. I found a grope box in there right next to the full on rabbit, and doberman gimp masks. Sure Dirty Dave will have what you seek.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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