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Old 04-16-2014, 11:33 AM   #48 (permalink)
Black Francis
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Originally Posted by RoxyRollah View Post
When was the last time you went to the porn store?



Start there. Seriously, there are more floors in there then you know what to do with. I found a grope box in there right next to the full on rabbit, and doberman gimp masks. Sure Dirty Dave will have what you seek.
haha i would feel too self conscious buying S & M stuff, im a closet freak not a public one.

And i haven't been to a porn store in years the one i have nearby is called 'Condom world' and all the cashiers are flirty hot girls that don't judge you in front of you but as soon as you leave you can hear them in the store laughing

"HA! that guy just bought a rubber vagina and some lube, have a great weekend buddy!!" xD

i kidd, they're actually very nice there. but im sure they talk **** about the customers behind their back, i mean i do it and i just work in a super market. lol
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