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Originally Posted by Burning Down
Maybe Moses was actually Irish.
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He sure was: big drunk Irish Moses O'Hara.
But they had to leave that out of the Bible, at least the official version. We Irish were influencing history and religion already. You should read the original:
PADDIES IN PALESTINE: THE DIARY OF A DRUNKEN, RABBLE-ROUSIN' WOMANISING IRISHMAN WHO ROSE TO BECOME LEADER OF A PEOPLE.
Chapter One: "I knew my life was ****ed the day I heard me mammy say "**** this! I ain't got time to take care of no baby! The hell with the pharaoh and his fat bitch of a wife!" and found meself floatin' down the river. Literally, me buckos: IN DE NILE!"
