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Originally Posted by WhateverDude
Granted.
She doesn't give a **** about you and only ****s you when she's bored. Secretly, she laughs about the sex with her girl friends behind your back because she's not attracted to you in any way.
I wish I could eat this whole planet.
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Granted, but your name must be changed to Jimmy.
I wish I had a comfy bed here right now. And pyjamas.