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Originally Posted by RawnessObsolete
@DontRunMeOver
Oh gawd I know exactly what you mean. I had this smack-and-coke-withdrawal-induced hillucination that I became very close to, I still talk about her, everyone thinks i'm ****ing around and it's hilarious. Fools.
Is Alex some sort of cuddley animal or does he have magical time travel powers by any chance?
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No such luck, he's just slightly alcoholic and mildly overweight. He claims to know Bill Nighy, Neil Hannon and Neil Tennant and to have written for The Times, which further fuels my feelings that he might be imaginary.