Originally Posted by Hagrid

I've been wanting a good bass for a while, I usually pick other kinds of stuff. My friend plays guitar, and he told me to buy a bass for some reason. Not really sure why? But anyway.. Tell me what you reckon about this bass.

"Freshly cooked bass served with hot chilli sauce and chips. Salt and vinegar included. Also served with peas and garlic sauce."

"Served with mushroom and cheese, this bass is cooked steaming hot for your liking, this is best enjoyed with mayonnaise."

Which bass do you like the best? I only have a few hours to choose. Still not sure why my guitar friend is so obsessed with bass.. I'm starving.

Originally Posted by grindy

Basically you're David Hasselhoff.