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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216
Sees shirtless pic of me
Instanttly soaks panties
So aroused
Takes off panties
Throws them
They hit toaster
Tryna make toast
Water + electricity causes sparks
Drapes catch on fire
House catches fire
House burned to the ground
Goid samaritan lets u in home for coffee
Good samaritan is me
U make sweet passionate love to samaritan
Cry joyoys tears of glory after sex
Drown in tears
RIP
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Hahahahaha holy sh!t. Amazing.
Before I drown, I poison you in your sleep.