"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought."
"I was so embarrassed because of lingering odors...."
"Fat guy in a little coat!"
I was also looking for that scene from a Beavis and Butthead episode where Saint Peter shows Beavis his "Book of Life" and this dialogue occurs:
Quote:
St. Peter: And then when you were four, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
Beavis: Oh yeah! That was cool.
St. Peter: No, it sucked. When you were five, you and your friend, Butt-head, passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah! That was REALLY cool!
St. Peter: No Beavis. That also sucked.
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And I almost forgot this:
"Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!"