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Old 05-16-2014, 06:48 PM   #73 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem
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'this is the united states secret service and we want to know why u are smugglin and anaconda in ur pants this close to the white house, please txt back immediately or u will be subject to a search of ur pants by our new hire who is a very sexy woman with an insatiable sex drive who also has an oral fixation. thanks'
You are social commentary at its finest, and I applaud you consistently, you ****ing genius.
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