Originally Posted by Plankton

You know... Hagrid, I did create a song about you. Best thing about it is there are no words to it. Then, I changed the name and put it on my latest album. The name change came about from thinking that you really don't deserve a song in your honor, and then there's the irony of it all that you'll never know about it. But I just told you so there's that.

Originally Posted by grindy

Basically you're David Hasselhoff.