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Old 06-02-2014, 12:21 PM   #233 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
You say that as a guy whose only recourse is his hand, a device that, while effective, is vastly inferior to what it is meant to imitate. While a girl's fingers seem like they'd be easier doubling as a dick, not to mention they are prehensile. I imagine it doesn't really take any skill for a girl to hit her own G-Spot with fingers. Not really any spot we've got that would be as good.

Not to mention that girls have all kinds of things to use other than a finger: dildos, vibrators, correctly proportioned fruits/vegetables, and any number of others I'm sure. The only option we've got is making ourselves a Fifi. And nobody wants to be that guy.
Banana peels, donuts, and tenderized pork shoulder are good starting places. Use your imagination batty.
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