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Originally Posted by Mankycaaant
Ki not providing the goods?
Had a first last week. A girl fanny farted on me. The grossness and ridiculousness - try making eye contact and putting it back in - of the situation caused me to lose my hard on.
Home for the summer now, back to sharing a room with my younger brother. Can't jerk off in the room. Laptop dies if it is not plugged into a socket so can't take it somewhere more convenient to jerk off.
Not being at Uni cuts me off from the plentiful amount of other young people looking for NSA sex. And I'm from a pretty small place. I refuse to sink to Tindr but feel the lack of sex over the next 2 and a half months might drive me insane. What on earth do I do?
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that made me laugh that you found a fanny fart so horrible haha! They're actually nothing, her body was probably at a weird angle and having sex tends to fill your vagina with air, sooo... haha. I can absolutely guarantee you.. you have a ****load of fanny farting to experience.