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Old 06-07-2014, 09:59 AM   #15679 (permalink)
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Love Springer. Maury got boring after the fiftieth time I heard "You are the father!" Although I still dig it when he isn't the father. Then the girl who's been self-righteous the entire time has to run off onstage cause now the entire audience thinks she's a "ho".
Ahh, That's one my favorite moments too!

i remember seeing one where the couple had a 12 yr old kid the guy had doubts it was his but the girl insisted that he was the only guy she had slept with at the time.

But then the paternity test results came in proving what he suspected for 12 yrs, he wasn't the father..

Then all of the sudden she confessed that she had slept with another guy at the time, she f*ckin knew that for 12 yrs but kept it secret until she was cornered and the only excuse she had was "I thought it was his"

Other cases i like are the spoiled kids with the push over parents and the "i was actually born a man" trap cases.
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