Carpe Mortem

I'm pretty convinced that years of not being a daily bather has affected my body's chemistry favorably, because I don't smell. I've asked friends and strangers alike. Don't wear perfume, either.

I also never get sick, conquered strep throat multiple times without medication when I was younger. This immune system can take a lot... human beings are a versatile species, stop worrying about status or duty and let your body do its thang.

And for the love of ****ing god, never use antibacterial soap, it makes your body susceptible to otherwise weak germs.

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