Oh shit, I have so many first world problems daily.
I have to manually flip the left blinker when I'm driving because it doesn't work properly anymore.
My computer mouse sometimes double-clicks for no reason and makes browsing the internet quite infuriating.
I bought these terrific veggie bowls at Costco but it took me more than a few seconds to get the plastic off the one I opened this morning (??the plastic was like welded to the container) and I had to microwave it twice.
Someone lost the key to the fitting rooms at work and we've been using a screwdriver to lock and unlock the doors.
The other night I had to close the patio door because my neighbors were annoying me with idle chatter.
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You and I,
We were born to die.
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