Originally Posted by Plankton

Still hurting today, but getting better. Here's a list of **** I did to myself for anyone that wants to revel in my pain:

9 stiches over right eye/forehead (taken out on Saturday, now 'taped')
5 stitches in chin (taken out on Saturday, now 'glued')
Bruised ribs
Right shoulder injury
Bruised neck
Bruised left thigh (huge!)
Left foot sprained
Right foot bruised
Hairline fractured nose
Dislocated jaw
Bruised right hip
Bruised right elbow
Sprained left wrist

I've been playing more fluently over the last few days, so there's at least some progress.

Originally Posted by grindy

Basically you're David Hasselhoff.