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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Some of us just don't have the "Loving kids" gene. I'll gush like a lunatic over a kitten, but a baby just looks like a cross between a monkey and a tumor to me. Don't know why, but children just hold no interest. They're just boring.
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I might just like having you around.
I feel so weird when a bunch of chicks are surrounding a human baby, losing their minds over it, and I'm just thinking "I've already seen like 50 of those things today, they all look the same, and their moms are all pretty weird"
but the very second a customer walks in with a puppy
OH LORD
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LORD
that customer is going to know how cute I think their dog is, and isn't it just the sweetest widdle baby fluff-fluff I've ever seen in my whole entire life (yes it is!), etc. etc.
(fun fact: two chicks I work with have named Ki & I the godparents of their beautiful cat)