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Originally Posted by ladyislingering
this is the part where I threaten to rip your dick off and force-feed it to you with mayonnaise.
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This is the part where I pretend that doesn't turn me on.
Oh, and speaking of being turned on, I ****ing hate it when you're laying in bed on a hot day, whacking off, and your butt cheeks end up clenching, and by the end your crack is so filled with sweat it leaves a wet spot on your sheets.