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Originally Posted by Engine
I hope none of you irrational fraidy cats live in any of the areas shown here
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oh my god
OH MY GOD NO
those things should be confined to Florida because nobody likes Florida.
We need a campaign to stop black widow spiders. Somehow.
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Originally Posted by hate paper doll
I'm sleeping with one eye open tonight. *shudder*
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sleep with one eye open,
clutching your Raid can tight,
exit light, enter bed
there I sit
bloodthirsty arachanid
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
I'll bet they came from ****ing Australia. If I ever see Rjinn in real life I'm making her pay for a new dust pan.
It may have compatriots but believe me, it's dead. It's so dead it's father was brought back to life only to have the mother feast upon him once again. Probably does have friends too. If there was more than one then that means there must have been a nest somewhere in the house, so I'm sure there are god knows how many crawling around, just waiting to crawl into my mouth when I'm asleep.
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Everything horrifying comes from Australia. I don't even know how Australians live in Australia without getting their heads torn off by slightly irritated kangaroos.
I think you just have to cover your mouth with duct tape before you go to bed.
But they might just crawl up your nose instead.