Originally Posted by WhateverDude

I'm stuck with chewed up prescription shades until the 15th because the warranty on my old glasses only covers half... and I can't afford that til pay day. The prescription shades are completely covered... but they don't have them at the eye doctors so I can't get them replaced till they ship in next week. I'm seriously on some Harry Potter **** right now, my glasses are held together with tape and cotton balls.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.