Originally Posted by Goofle11

Of all places, Bodycare would be the least flattering were I to shave it off.

And I'm guessing she doesn't like me because I am male. She has only hired two men in 16 years. Fired one for flirting (not the girl, obviously) and me... who has apparently not met her high standards. Making the occasional joke, talking with colleagues and having a wee more than once per shift (these were actually reasons why she didn't want me to stay). I'm terrible.

Fortunately for me, she was forced to offer me the job anyway.