Trolling my GF today through emails. We're going to see Afroman this weekend, and this is what happened (keep in mind that some of this is wrong, but I like yanking her chain):
GF: I’m listening to Afro man’s Colt 45. We should get big Afro wigs to wear to the concert!
Me: Thats racist!
GF: I think it’s funny! Okay, we can get rainbow ones!
Me: Thats homophobic!
GF: Okay, so we’ll paint our faces black & wear rainbow wigs with our pants on backwards pulled down past our butt cheeks
Me: Thats ghetto!
GF: The world is a ghetto.
Me: Thats nihilistic!
GF: **** that.
Me: Thats vulgar!
GF: Are you saying that I’m a racist homophobic ghetto nihilistic vulgar beautiful young lady?
Me: Thats narcissistic!
GF: What up there 2-word. That’s my new name for you. Kind of like 2-pac.
Me: Thats stereotyping!
GF: You win.
Me: Quitter.
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