Originally Posted by Plankton

Trolling my GF today through emails. We're going to see Afroman this weekend, and this is what happened (keep in mind that some of this is wrong, but I like yanking her chain):

GF: I’m listening to Afro man’s Colt 45. We should get big Afro wigs to wear to the concert!

Me: Thats racist!

GF: I think it’s funny! Okay, we can get rainbow ones!

Me: Thats homophobic!

GF: Okay, so we’ll paint our faces black & wear rainbow wigs with our pants on backwards pulled down past our butt cheeks

Me: Thats ghetto!

GF: The world is a ghetto.

Me: Thats nihilistic!

GF: **** that.

Me: Thats vulgar!

GF: Are you saying that I’m a racist homophobic ghetto nihilistic vulgar beautiful young lady?

Me: Thats narcissistic!

GF: What up there 2-word. That’s my new name for you. Kind of like 2-pac.

Me: Thats stereotyping!

GF: You win.

Me: Quitter.