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Old 07-13-2014, 11:22 AM   #28315 (permalink)
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So yesterday, my GF gets a call from an old friend, which didn't really concern me much. She's talking the usual BS when all of a sudden I overhear her mention a name. The name of a person I vowed I would destroy if I ever see him again in person. This person was the BF of my daughters Mother, and tried making sexual advances to my daughter when she was 15. He's my age. I hadn't seen him since before the incident. So anyway, I tell my GF that if he were to show up, there will be blood. Her friend says "No, he's with me right now, but I'll drop him off before I come over" as I'm pleading with my GF to just drop the whole thing. This ****head shows up by himself, and I'm thinking things are ok... until I go outside and see the other ****head sitting in the passenger seat of other said ****heads car. I lost it.

The windows were down, so I stuck my head in the drivers side window. I asked him wtf he was doing around here, and he starts to try and tell me that he never touched my daughter and that I'm angry over nothing. Keep in mind that this ****head has done similar things to my friends daughters too. So, I tell him "You better get out of the car" (so at least he can have a fighting chance), and he proceeds to keep telling me he did nothing. I walk around to the passenger side, and tell him again "Get the **** out of the car" repeatedly.

"BAM!"

*screams* I nailed him in the eye.

"BAM!"

*screams* I nailed him in the face

"BAM! BAM! BAM!" "Get the **** out of the car!"

By this time, he's curled up in the passenger seat in the fetal position. So, I try to bust his kneecap. Bad idea. I almost busted my knuckle.

He's a bit bloody, and I reach in and tell him to "NEVER EVER **** With My Daughter" as I walk inside and proceed to tear into his friend who had no idea what had just went down outside.

They leave in a flurry of tire spin as ****head #1 tells ****head #2 to "Just shut up, we need to get out of here".

A little while later, the cops come by. I listen to the story they had been given by FH#1 & 2, and tell them "Yes, that was me." So, they put me in cuffs. I tell them what had really happened while at the station. They give me the royal treatment, and commend me for sticking up for my daughter as well as the others that have been groped. I make bond, and as the cops were escorting me out into the front lobby, they asked me "Was it worth it?"

"Absolutely"
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