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Originally Posted by WhateverDude
waiting on the bus, mindin my business having a cig and sippin the flaskies
cute girl walks up to wait at the same stop, smiles
outta nowhere she just comes up to me, starts making small talk
her name is Danny, she just came to town from Oregon
blahblahblah shooting the ****, thinking we're flirting
....
tells me about this cult she's a part of and hands me a pamphlet for the Kingdom of God. Leaves abruptly.
Goddammit.
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Pretend to convert, shave your head, give them all your money, bang her in the butt, and then never call her again.