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Old 07-26-2014, 08:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Can a self actualized person date a mental midget?

...and why would they want to?

Physical attraction or mental stimulation? Physical stimulation or mental attraction?

These are the burning questions of our time.
Gotta make my synapses fire... If you are a mental midget please buy some stilts before you ask me if I want to go on a date with you. Cause ladytown is all closed down if you can't stimulate my mind.

Now I have had an actual little person ask me out on a date. And I have to say he had big brass balls to walk up to me and ask me out. I was drinking and when I drink it's usually cause I am pissed off. That being said you know I must have resembled a hydra. (Three heads and all of them were pissed.) Was he scared, nooope... I turned him down. He said that it was the nicest way he'd ever been turned down before. I didn't not want to date him because of his stature. I didn't want to date a circus performer. (I wish I were lying.)
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