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Old 08-16-2014, 08:21 PM   #26337 (permalink)
GuD
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If I need to be drunk to eat it, then it's ass to begin with.
As are hotdogs. Literally. And figuratively.


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If you need to try that hard to make something that tastes like a round piece of nothing taste anywhere near as good as a real burger then you're just fooling yourself. I imagine any spices or whatever that you use to pretty up a veggie burger could be used to make a real one taste all that much better. There's a reason people try to make vegetables taste like meat, but don't try to make meat taste like vegetables. Because vegetarians secretly know they're settling for second best and want to pretend otherwise.
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Spiral up some zuchini or squash or whatever, blend up some beans and avocado, season. Eggs to help keep it together. Ground quinoa in olive oil if you're vegan.

Yeah, it's sooooooooooooooo hard. pffft.
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