The only reason Hitler killed himself, was because Frownland time travelled back to 1945 and met him in the bunker. Hitler saw Frownie's mustache and felt so intimidated he killed himself. Our time-traveling friend then rode a shark all the way back to California and the present day. The reason he could do this was because the shark and Time saw the killer 'stache and knew that they were dealing with a man way too masculine to give a **** about the danger of riding sharks and the fact that there was 69 years between him and the present. Oh, and the shark was psychedelically rainbow-colored and sang Trout Mask Replica while imitating the instruments by farting.
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