Non Juggalo: What the **** is a juggalo?
JuFFalo: ugh, umm.... It's like family yo, na'mean? It's like..... Family na'mean?
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Non Juggalo: Hey, what's a Juggalo?
Real Juggalo: People that like angry, goofy, funny music, that happens to have awesome production from time to time, and are totally drawn by Joseph Bruce's Half ass sales pitch of "If you buy our stuff, listen to our stuff, put make up on and drink cheap soda, you will be a relative to a bunch of other people who're as easily brain washed as you"
Juffalo: Hey man, @real Juggalo, I'ma call Violent J so he can take away your juggalo license!
Real Juggalo: What makes you think Juggalo is family?
Juffalo: cuuuuuuz the music speaks to me nahmean?
Real Juggalo: Oh, like; "I'M 2 DOPE AN' I SPORT TIGHT WRANGLAS/ DON'T SAY A WORD OR I'LL KICK YOU IN THE NECK BITCH!!!"
Juffalo: you're right, juggaloes suck
Real Juggalo: You have a right to an opinion, but next time you call a fellow juggalo family; ask yourself if they'll write your ass in prison, or really even care about you if you didn't have drugs or money on you.
Juffalo: ......
Real Juggalo: Like any sub genre in music, Juggalo's A mindstate, no matter how goofy or corny it is, It is it's own little thing.
Juggalo= mindstate
Juffalo = some stuff you'll grow out of and regret a bunch of running man and clown tattoos later.
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