got baked after work
got ****faced after work
work was boring
almost got arrested
I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S SODA POP
*pulls out of brown bag*
WELL IT MIGHT AS WELL BE
*officer sniffs bottles*
I MIGHTA PUT SOME WHISKEY IN IT
*officer shakes his head and dumps out my 32oz cider with a halfie of whiskey in it*
GO HOME, KID
YOU GO HOME, KID
And that is how WD almost got arrested tonight. After many apologies I managed to get off scott-free.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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