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Old 09-02-2014, 12:06 AM   #3018 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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I once knew someone who used to play chess on his iPhone when he was pooping, and he'd get all pissed off because he was losing to the computer, so all you'd hear from the bathroom was

*frrrrrrrrrrrt*

"SON OF A BITCH!"

*plop*

"FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

some people really need to be medicated for their own pooping safety.
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