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Trollheart · 09-03-2014, 11:53 AM

We all think we rock (I certainly do!) but deep down in our hearts, buried where nobody will ever venture to look, padlocked in thick stone cells where they whine and cry and squeal to be let free into the light are those dark secrets we all keep: the bands we know we shouldn't be into but just can't help ourselves. We listen to them with one eye cocked on the door, for fear someone may hear and rush in, pointing and laughing. We listen to them with the volume down low at night, hoping not to wake anyone who will hear us, and we secretly seek them out on YouTube, if caught we stammer that we were looking for porn when this "bloody crap video" popped up.

Could be we're a closet fan of Manilow, or have a sneaking admiration for Westlife. Maybe we like ABBA or dig the X Factor (you sick bastard!), but whatever it is, no matter how dark, disturbing or hilariously inappropriate your secret musical shame, you can unburden yourself here. What's that, lover of Black Metal and Punk? You like to listen to Judy Garland on your off hours? Come into my box (ooeer!) and confess your sins, and be reborn!

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,970	Trollheart's Music Confessional We all think we rock (I certainly do!) but deep down in our hearts, buried where nobody will ever venture to look, padlocked in thick stone cells where they whine and cry and squeal to be let free into the light are those dark secrets we all keep: the bands we know we shouldn't be into but just can't help ourselves. We listen to them with one eye cocked on the door, for fear someone may hear and rush in, pointing and laughing. We listen to them with the volume down low at night, hoping not to wake anyone who will hear us, and we secretly seek them out on YouTube, if caught we stammer that we were looking for porn when this "bloody crap video" popped up. Could be we're a closet fan of Manilow, or have a sneaking admiration for Westlife. Maybe we like ABBA or dig the X Factor (you sick bastard!), but whatever it is, no matter how dark, disturbing or hilariously inappropriate your secret musical shame, you can unburden yourself here. What's that, lover of Black Metal and Punk? You like to listen to Judy Garland on your off hours? Come into my box (ooeer!) and confess your sins, and be reborn! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018