Oh yeah and I made out with a man.
Right that's what I came here for.
So between Van Ness and Church stations there's a few bars... once in a while I'll pop into The Mint. Nothing spectacular. Sort of a gay sports bar.
Anyways I don't like beards. I was like dude it's been real chatting n ****, I was just kinda poppin by for a quick shot and I just made out with you to see how I felt about it and it wasn't for me. Shave that beard and you've got a soft maybe.
So beards are a no-go for WD. Wompwomp.
AND I HAVE SATURDAY OFF.
This is the first Saturday off I've had in a looooooooooooooong ass time. Friday is going to be utterly bananas. So many bananas, all the monkeys will be jelly. And then I'll make Banana and Jelly sammiches and save the world with my self-confusing penis. It's gonna be great.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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