Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

Met this hot girl at a fall fair yesterday, got talking, and ended up making out for a bit. When I got home, I realized I'd forgotten to get her number and only knew her first name. I went to bed pretty upset.

This morning, I woke up and discovered that frankly, I don't give a damn. Such is the life of a teenager.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.