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Old 09-07-2014, 10:09 PM   #3149 (permalink)
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Pfft. Jersey has got to be one of the best states when u get away from the craziness near NY, unless that's your thing. It has everything fun(ocean,
I prefer my ocean sans hypothermia.

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mountains for winter sports,
No, you have the Appalachian mountains. The town bicycle mountain range of the Eastern seaboard. I can get those same mountains in Virginia.

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fishing/hunting,
Congratulations, Jethro.

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casinos,
I guess there's some kind of pride to being a second-rate Las Vegas.

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and it borders two major US cities),
So in order to find a city worth going to you have to leave the state? Fail.

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no natural disasters to worry about,
Um... yeah...

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and 4 seasons..
REALLY?! I thought that whole "four seasons" thing was still only at the R&D stage! Only having three is really starting to suck.

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All within ~3 hours no matter where you live.

All we are missing is legal marijuana and bars open later than 2am.
So, one more thing that sucks about New Jersey. Looks I'm changing my vacations plans. Who needs Hawaii anyway?
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