Originally Posted by ladyislingering

you know how people sometimes joke about shoving irritating objects up the asses of irritating people?

do you think anyone's ever done that?

Just imagine some person with an annoying phone falling prey to some psycho who literally takes their phone and shoves it up their ass.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.