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Originally Posted by Frownland
I saw him on Conan once and he told a story about seeing 50 Cent at a restaurant. 50 orders a grapefruit soda and when the waiter brings it he asks "why isn't it purple?" That was when Aziz realized that 50 Cent doesn't know what a grapefruit was.
Pretty much the only time he got a laugh out of me.
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I once heard him tell a story about how he was at Jay-Z's birthday party or something, and Jay-Z (who apparently Aziz kind of worships) called him in front of the crowd to say something funny. Aziz was hella tired and didn't know what to say, so Jay-Z snatched the microphone back and got all pissed. Rather than acknowledge that Jay-Z had been a dick to him, Aziz acted like
he had failed. Allowing the cool guy to get away with being an ******* just because you want to be friends with him is a true sign of a douchebag wannabe.