Been with the same partner for the last ~12,600 or so days. Barring coprophagia and urophagia, there's pretty much nothing we haven't done. In that time we've:
- had sex in 8 different states and 3 different countries
- done it in the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen, dining room, patio, garage, on the lawn, in the pool, in a moving car, at the office, out in public, and once in a photo booth
- did it in a limo with two other couples present (who were also doing it)
- swapped with our best friends back east on a few occasions
- did it while I still had my vasectomy stitches in
- while my wife was 7-8 months pregnant
- watched enough porn to fry the entire Lakewood Church congregation
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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