So I worked all day like this in a mini skirt and the sweater, and I had a customer come up to me say, so " what are you like a hobo, or a hooker..?" Really dude I have ****in knives for fingers..it wasn't obvious....
"Sir you have never seen Nightmare on Elm Street? Freddy Kruger....?"
Blank stare...
"Well you are beautiful, I've got money, want to go to my truck...."
"Not in your wildest dreams darlin...."
Sadly the humor of that statement was lost on him, jackass...