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Old 11-05-2014, 04:39 PM   #16926 (permalink)
Chula Vista
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**** chick wallets. You know what I'm talking about. Those big, dumb things that can't fit in a pocket, so they go in the ugly purse? There is no need whatsoever for such a big wallet. A man's wallet has space for money, four-to-six credit cards, and a license. You don't need anything else. Just about every time it's the same bull****: woman waits till she's at the front of the line to even think about taking out Big Dumb Wallet, sets ugly purse on counter, takes at least thirty seconds to dig through ugly purse, pulls out Big Dumb Wallet, unzips coin pouch, takes another thirty seconds to search for exact change, rezips coin pouch, unzips main pouch, finally takes out REAL money, hands three dollars and twenty-two cents to cashier, rezips main pouch, puts wallet back in purse, digs through purse again to make sure she still has her sunglasses, FINALLY takes ugly purse off counter, and walks away while everyone behind her secretly wishes they had such an anti-social fashion accessory, just so that they can make someone else suffer as they have. It's a truly brilliant marketing scheme.
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