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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Over the years I've learned that the idea that cats are smart is bull****. When they act aloof and have that little "kitty attitude", it makes them seem smart in a kind of mysterious way. It's a lie though. Cats are dumb as ****.
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I've spent a ridiculous amount of time just saying "aww, who's my retarded little baby? Are you a tard? Aww, tardy kitty!" and just babbling at him about how stupid he is.
He has no idea.
I'm a terrible mother.