i wasn't born nearly as rich or powerful as i'd like to be.
edit: also i can't grow a real beard for whatever reason, it comes in all uneven and patchy and doesn't look good. not that i want a beard anyway but the other day on the radio i heard that 38% of women think its a turn off if a man can't grow one. if allah is real and really gives a **** about beards too then i hate that bastard for making me a beardless atheist.
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