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Old 11-11-2014, 04:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem
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O Wise Chula,

I'm a single, lonely man who meets a lot of interesting people, and have the option of banging a really hot chick who has a penis, or a bodybuilding hairy man with a vagina. Which would better maintain my heterosexual persuasion?

Sincerely,

Dennis Reynolds
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