Dear Dennis,
Best bet would be to hook both of them up for some sweaty grinding on a faux leather loveseat and then you just film them from a safe distance.
In black and white of course using soft focus.
Gotta stay classy.
Waiting on a sex tape,
Chula
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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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