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Old 11-14-2014, 12:20 AM   #17009 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
I prefer, "How was I supposed to know you're not allowed to put them in the freezer?!"
>spawn kept in semi-frozen jizz before artificial insemination (which is often used on cows, but really, what's the difference these days)
>spawn comes out of womb, all slimy, smells like shit, stillborn
>put it back in the freezer to end smell until proper disposal can be achieved
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