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Old 11-14-2014, 09:42 PM   #1023 (permalink)
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Seattle
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>trying to seduce fine member of opposite sex
>he's timid but I don't want him to be
>he's not getting the hint
>try harder
>tease him a little
>nights pass with the same old song and dance
>still no dice
>gotta break out the big guns
>show him how it's done
>still doesn't get it
>gotta write a song about it
>tfw it's a pity
>tfw he's so pretty
>tfw he's so fine
>he's so fine he blows my mind

Spoiler for and this is what happened:
>mfw I'm Toni Basil

note: this is only a joke
You and I,
We were born to die.
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