...oh lord
well, aside from being a total dick and /or dumbass to countless people I've:
- Tagged/tire-slashed police cars
- Tried to break a window at a place that wouldn't hire me and were totally ****ing *******s about it. There's a street I have to avoid now. On the same night I might've clobbered a guy over the head with a bag of quarters.
- Pissed on... name a thing.
- Threw up on... name a thing.
- Punched a 16 year old kid and his older brother over who got to snort the last line of meth (never again)
- On multiple occasions let dudes buy me drinks because I was broke insinuating things were going to happen that weren't going to happen. I don't feel too bad about that though. It's pretty skeevie of them to be playin that kinda **** anyhow.
- Woke up on neighbors lawns. Covered in... name a substance.
- Woke up in the backyard in my underwear and a bottle of rum in hand on my landlord's daughter's birthday
- Completely destroyed the carpet in my room.
- Completely covered my room in graffiti and... name a substance.
- Accidentally grabbed a girls boob while trying to pull her up in a moshpit. I still shudder every time I think about that... and there's no amount of I'm Sorries and I Swear To God Dude I'm Not Like That I Didn't Mean Its that can really make up for that... :\
Yeah... But there were good times, too. And I'm sure other bad times that I just can't recall.
Most fun you've ever had while drunk?