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Had a noise lobotomy today. I was awakened from my nap by the sound of my mother and grandmother on speaker phone talking so loudly I heard them above the tv and on the second floor.

I proceeded to go downstairs to get a drink. I think I just lost 10% of my brain function. It's bad enough having to sit in a room with someone who doesn't shut the fuck up when on the phone, but my god this was indescribably painful.

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